Fred, who once stepped in at short notice to take the minutes at the Rutland West Junior Lawyers’ Division Social Events subcommittee, will be the Law Society Gazette’s Legal Personality of the year.
Approximately 638 lawyer wannabees who could not be bothered passing the exams will announce new systems of delivering law.
Each will be a game changer.
Each will be reported in banner headlines by the Law Society’s Gazette.
Each will be run by people who have failed and failed again running legal services providers.
Each will fail.
10 000 firms of solicitors will carry on serving their communities and that service will hardly get a column inch in the legal press.
Claimant personal injury lawyers will huff and puff about the small claims limit rise and everything else but in fact will quietly readjust, refocus their businesses and carry on successfully.
Personal injury defence firms will be in very serious trouble; it is hard to see many surviving.
After-The-Event insurance will largely disappear.
The scrapping of general damages in soft tissue cases will run into difficulties in Parliament.
Qualified One-Way Costs Shifting will become the big costs issue.
Three people who have never practised law, most of them from the same family, will tell the 200 000 of us who do how we should do it and will tell us that it will all be done by Artificial Insemination, or something like that.
62 million Britons will still want to see lawyers and doctors, rather than computers.
Motor insurance premiums will not fall.
It will be made illegal to claim against any motor insurance policy for anything.
Motor insurance premiums still do not fall.
Being injured becomes a criminal offence.
Motor insurance premiums still do not fall.
George Osborne and Jack Straw form a new political party: The Insurance Company Party.
Motor insurance premiums still do not fall.
The world ceases to exist
Still motor insurance premiums do not fall
Queens Park Rangers will not be promoted.
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